.:Medical Observations:. by DarkXenith, literature
Literature
.:Medical Observations:.
.:You Know You're An Autobot Medic When:.
o You believe that all fluid leaks stop... eventually.
o You find humour in other's stupidity.
o You believe that 90% of your patients are a poor excuse for a protoform.
o Discussing dismemberment over a few rounds of high grade seems perfectly normal to you.
o Your idea of a good time is a full system crash at shift change.
o You believe in aerial spraying of tranquillisers.
o You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see.
o You have your time off planned for a year in advance.
o You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign a self-discharge form so you don't have to deal with
Decepticon rules of the base by WerewolfThorn, literature
Literature
Decepticon rules of the base
Rules of the base:
1. Stop abusing Starscream. That is Megatrons hobby.
2. Don't fire any weapons inside the base. We are under water and don't need anymore leaks.
3. No human fanfiction about Transformers is allowed on Decepticon territory. a) Especialy not slash. b) Especialy not slash including Megatron and Starscream. c) Be warned that slash jokes will be severely punished.
4. The spacebridge is not intended as a place to dump garbage.
5. Human bowling is not allowed inside the base. We can do withouth the mess they make when they die. a) A exception is made for human writers of slash fanfiction.
6. If Shockwave calls Megatron is no